Cymbalta

Side effects may include the following...

* Nausea
* Dizziness
* Diarrhea
* Insomnia
* Fatigue
* Loss of appetite
* Vomiting
* Decreased sex drive
* Shakiness (tremors)
* Blurred vision
* Anxiety
* Vertigo
* Chills

The positive effects of Cymbalta can be hindered, reduced or reversed by the following:

* Listening to more than six songs by either Elliott Smith or Aimee Mann.
* Getting a haircut that makes you look 40.
* A cranky toddler throwing instant oatmeal at your face.
* Watching "The Brave One."
* Poor posture and a large bum
* Being alone and scared

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmm... is "haircut that looks like you're 40" meant to signify BAD?!?!?! (Just kidding!) Although if you put a few blue streaks in your hair, then it could look like MY 40!